Drunk goes into a bar......

sits down and asks the Bartender for a double of Jim Beam and water chaser. The Bartender pours the drink and takes his money. Comes back with the change and the Drunk pushes the Double aside and says, "give me a double of Jim Beam". Bartender pours the Double and takes his money. The Bartender says, "what are you doing?" Drunk says, "I've been going to those AA meetings and they said, whatever you do, don't take that first drink!"