A drunk walks in a bar.....

and says, " give me a shot of Jim Bean and a water chaser". The Bartender pours him the shot and water chaser. Takes his money and puts the change on the bar. The drunk drinks the water and says to the Bartender, "give me another shot of Jim Beam". The Bartender pours the next shot and puts it next to the first one and collects the money. The drunk downs the second shot and asks for another one. The Bartender states, "what the hell are you doing, how come you pushed the first one aside?" The Drunk said, " I've been going to those AA meetings and they told me, whatever you do, don't take that first drink, it'll kill ya!" Time for a cup of coffee, see ya later. Bob