I'm allergic to beans.....

Think about this one. If my Doctor told me, "you're allergic to beans, so don't eat any or you might die!" Do you think I should just eat one, hide them around the house so nobody will know, try switching from lima beans to kidney beans, drive to a store out of town so nobody will see me buying beans, leave work early and stop at the corner greasy spoon and sneak an order of beans, and on and on. But it seems rather normal to look at all the outrageous things we do, so we can keep drinking alcohol. I know, sometimes my mind gets a little out of sinc with the rest of the world. Oh well, that's me. Time for a cup of coffee, see ya later.