Sunday, March 15, 2009

My favorite alkie joke....

A drunk sitting in a bar, asks the bartender to give him a shot of Jim Beam and a side of water. The bartender gives the drunk his order and collects the money. As he brings the change back, the drunk pushes the shot aside, and asks the bartender to give him a shot of Jim Beam. The bartender pours him another shot and the drunk downs that shot and drinks the water chaser. The bartender couldn't help it, he had to ask the drunk, What the heck are you doing? How come you pushed the first shot aside and drank the second one? The drunk said, I've been going to those AA meetings, and they told me to not take that first drink! So tell me one of yours....Time for a cup of coffee, see ya later.

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